do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
i hate it when some people snatch your phone or wallet or anything similar and start casually looking through it and pointing out stupid shit like “why do you have no games on your phone” or “why do you have a 3 year old bus ticket in your wallet” like piss off, why cant i have a 3 year old bus ticket in my wallet? rude bitch.
(via orgasmic-humor)
i get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than i do
(via beyoncebeytwice)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it hard
(via askandyoushallfeel)